GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then t